I IZ IN UR SCREEN EATIN UR PIXLS!

I BE WANT EVERY1 TO PURR IN LOLSPEAK. LOLSPEAK IZ TOTALLY AWESUM. I BE CHATZ WID 2 OTHER FRNDS. I IZ POSTING CONVERSAYSHUN. U READ AND ROFL.

SULTAN: HAI
CAT1: HAI
SULTAN: I R GETS BRD
CAT1: I R GOEZ HOME
SULTAN: O SWEET. WHEN IZ U COMEZ BAK?
CAT1: I R NOT GOEZ YET. I R GOEZ 2NITE. I R CUMZ 3-4 WEEEKS
SULTAN: AWESUM. CAN HAS LONG VACASHUN
CAT1: NOT ASKS JAW. JAW BE FAR I BE GOEZ
SULTAN: JAWS NOT UR CEILING CAT. U GO DO WAT U LIKZ.
CAT1: I GOEZ WERE I GOEZ. I EETZ WAT I EETZ
SULTAN: BUT JAW GETZ ANGRY AND HE PURRS. I DOESNT LIKES
CAT1: JAW BE FAR I NO HEAR
SULTAN: GTTAGO. KTHXBYE
CAT1: CUL8RALIG8R. KTHXBYE

SULTAN: HAI
CAT2: OH HAI
SULTAN: HOW IZ U?
CAT2: I IZ BETTER. WOT BE UNTHINKABUL?
SULTAN: STUDENTS GETZ HAX0D
CAT2: HAX0D? HOW THIS HAPPENS?
SULTAN: I DOEZNT KNOWS. I BE SLEEPING. HAX0R CATS LOLED R SERVER
CAT2: HAX0R CATS R LOLING AT YOUS
SULTAN: I R BUZY NOW
CAT2: OH NOES!
SULTAN: TTYL8R
CAT2: I DISTURB
SULTAN: KTHXBYE
CAT2: KTHXBYE

SULTAN: HAI
CAT2: OH HAI
SULTAN: HOW BE YOU?
CAT2: HOWS YOU DOING?
SULTAN: I R GOOD
CAT2: IZ GOOD. WHAT THIS ABOUT BLOG TOPIC?
SULTAN: IZ WNAT TO POST. NEED TOPIC. BASEMENT CAT STOLE ALL IDEAS
CAT2: HALP NEEDED?
SULTAN: AWESUM
CAT2: THIS IZ GTALK-CHAT
SULTAN: I NOES
CAT2: YOU WANT IDEAZ? PUT LAZRS ON SCREEN. TELL PEEPULS TO GO "PEW,PEW,PEW"
SULTAN: LAZRS ON SCREEN GO KILL MICE. I BE LAZY AND NOT KILL. I R GET BRD.
CAT2: U PUTZ ALL US LOLSPEAK ON BLOG. I BE AWESUM. CAT1 ALSO PURRS GOOD.
SULTAN: AWESUM. I BE WANTING TO PUT THIS AS WEL. BLOGGING RAWKS
SULTAN: KTHXBYE
CAT2: KTHXBYE

KTHXBYE,
SULTAN OF SAMARKAND

FOOTNOTE- THIS BE LOLSPEAK. DIZ B CAT1 AND DIZ BE CAT2. AWESUM. KTHX!!!11