Tango Alpha Golf

Via Lord.

I am - an arrogant, stupid, know-it-all asshole.
I think - seldom, leap a lot, then clean up all the shit I got all over me.
I know - a lot of things. Most of 'em are good for nothing.
I want - to move out of this place.
I have - an interesting life. Not ordinary yet not extravagant.
I wish - that it rain all the time in Hyderabad.
I hate - cats.
I miss - a lot of things, but right now, my doctor!
I fear - that I won't be able to do anything perfectly well.
I feel - nothing. Void. Empty. Devoid of all emotion. I'm like meh.
I hear - a cat wailing in the backdrop. I hate cats.
I smell - dust. Earth. Dry earth.
I crave - for chocolate.
I search - in people I meet everyday. I search for a certain emotion, a particular expression.
I wonder - why the hell am I doing this tag?
I regret - nothing. Absolutely nothing. I am an asshole.
I love - a lot of people and things. Writing them down here won't make much of a difference anyway.
I ache - for losing time.
I care - This is getting really pointless and mushy!
I always - make sure that I'm the superior asshole.
I am not - what I look like. Muhahaha!
I believe - in destiny. And in Paul Coelho. Go ahead and call me lame.
I dance - only when there is a gun to my face.
I sing - only when my instrument is in tune.
I cry - Meh.
I don't always - honor stupid tags such as these. WTF?
I fight - for no reason. I like fighting with people. I'm evil.
I write - Utter BS.
I win - sometimes.
I lose - a lot of the other times.
I never - go into the water. Makes me dizzy.
I confuse - myself during a conversation.
I listen - to Led Zeppelin.
I can usually be found - sprawled on my bed, staring at the ceiling.
I am scared - that.. Let's leave that unanswered. Scary thoughts not welcome.
I need - a tranquilizer.
I am happy about - people who have a respectable profession, like masons and painters and chocolate factory workers. They make people happy.

Khuda Hafiz,
Sultan