Tag Tag

1. My uncle once: took me for a hike in a State National Park and we fell in a pseudo quick-sand ditch. Scared the shit out of me.

2. Never in my life: have I done something which I am proud of

3. When I was five: I used to climb up a stairwell to get to my classroom and I always wondered what's the point of building multi-storied structures.

4. High school was: sad.

5. I will never forget: resisting this really strong feeling of leaning in and kissing her.

6. I once met: a rickshaw puller who had a PhD in sociology.

7. There's this girl I know who: No, I don't interact with item females.

8. Once, at a bar: This gult guy, who was high, started throwing things around and abusing the waiters, and then he whipped out a tuchha-sa knife and started doing a Rajnikanth.

9. By noon, I'm usually: at work - couple of cups of coffee down and wondering what the hell did I do yesterday.

10. Last night: I got pissed at my product manager and then realized she was just doing her job :(

11. If only I had: more sense, discipline and well - money, charm etc- you know the works.

12. Next time I go to the temple: I'll try not to do everything mechanically and marvel at God's creations for starters.

13. Rakhi Sawant: I love you, man!

14. What worries me most: The world (or my world) coming to an end with me still left with stuff to finish, things to say and promises to keep

15. When I turn my head left, I see: suitcases, a speaker and a laundry bag.

16. When I turn my head right, I see: books, allout, medicines and a pair of old jeans

17. You know I'm lying when: you can't figure this one out. I'm one hell of a great liar.

18. What I miss most about the ninetees: Indipop - whatever happened to Indipop?

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I'd be: Julius Caesar.

20. By this time, next year: Remember Groundhog Day?

21. A better name for me would me: Vikramjeet Singh Rathod. No, I'm not brave. I just like multi-syllablic kingly names

22. I have a hard time understanding: females. Duh!

23. If I ever go back to school: I'd make sure I submit all my homeworks in time and not get detained/beaten-up/humiliated.

24. You know I like you: if talk to you all the time and then ignore/fight with you, or, I feel like taking care of you all the bloody while and then vest all my faith in your abilities and let you on your own

25. If I ever won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: me mum and then all those people who were there in times of trouble (yes, you, fair-weather friends - you don't matter)

26. Sachin Tendulkar, Mozart, Sonia Gandhi and Ronaldo: You shouldn't be likening apples to oranges but I guess these people rule (yes, Ms. Gandhi. you rule. Manmohan is your puppet)

27. Take my advice, never: settle your differences with someone as if you're planning a project. lol

28. My ideal breakfast is: eggs, coffee and people who love eggs ;)

29. A song I love, but do not own is: Made in India

30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Tunde's Kebabs. Heaven on earth!

31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars - what? realities of life? figments of imagination? Star trek?

32. Why won't people: shut the f*** up?

33. If you spend the night at my house: you'd be pleasantly surprised in the morning. I'm gonna take good care of you. muhahahaha

34. I'd stop my wedding for: Absolutely nothing. The show (yes, that's what Hindu marriages are) must go on.

35. The one thing you could do without: people. For the love of God, stop procreating. Aren't there enough of us already?

36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: write a 40 page document describing something which cannot be built and is a hoax.

37. My favorite blond is: Drew Barrymore

38. Paper clips are more useful than: staples. I hate removing them. Aaargh!

39. If I do anything well, it's: with someone else's help. I'm no superman.

40. And by the way: I'm on a writer's block. I hate blogging and I want to delete my blog. I love Kurt Cobain though. Haha

Khuda Hafiz,
Sultan of Samarkand